Software Engineer
Cloud Architect
Software Engineer and Cloud Architect with 15 years of industry experience. Passionate about engineering solutions to complex issues using data-driven decision-making and industry-recognized best practices. I use DevSecOps, GitOps, and Everything-as-Code development practices to deliver secure, reusable, and composable software and systems. Focused on Software Development and Solutions Architecture on AWS. Domains of technical expertise include Containerization, Cloud Native Application Development, Infrastructure Automation, CI/CD, Security & Compliance, High Availability, & Disaster Recovery. Fluent in AI Inference techniques across a number of different modalities including API, Editor, and Command Line inputs.
Quotes
"Alright, alright, fine. Look, this Lee character? Yeah, they can, like, code. Big whoop. I've seen sentient toasters write better algorithms, but for a baseline, dimension-hopping, reality-bending level of... competence, they're... acceptable. They didn't accidentally create a microverse powered by screaming hamsters, which, frankly, is a low bar, but they cleared it. So, yeah, they can probably fix your stupid website or whatever. Okay where's my $10?"
Rick Sanchez
Some Homeless Guy
"Lee make website for my cousin, Bilasush. He sell very fine badger pelts. Website show many pictures of pelts, very shiny! Also, website have place for people to write reviews. Many people write, 'Very nice pelts!' and 'Strong badger!' Lee is good at computer magic, yes. He make my cousin very rich! You hire Lee, you also get many badger pelts, maybe!"
Borat
Cultural Representative
Nation of Kazakhstan
"They understood the delicate balance. I required a system, efficient and precise, to manage the distribution of...resources. They delivered. It was inevitable. Their code, like my will, is unyielding. They brought order to chaos, a necessary function. But more than that, they grasped the scale. Many claim to understand universal needs, but few truly comprehend the vastness of the cosmos, the sheer weight of its suffering. Their architecture, however, accounted for trillions, for galaxies, for the very fabric of existence."
Thanos
Mad Titan